gets him a pokewalker
im imagining cio’s panicked face re: dark driving and im fucking laughing
dark accidentally taking a wrong turn and going onto the freeway
dark thinks he is freaked out driving cio is like 300x more freaked out w/ him driving. that is how cio stays so calm in the face of danger he just thinks to himself “well, i could be in a car with dark behind the wheel this is nothing compared”
"YOU HAVE TO TAKE AN EXIT LIKE RIGHT NOW" "HOW DO I DO THAT WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO" "YOU LITERALLY JUST DRIVE ON IT JUST DRIVE OFF THE FREEWAY- FUCK- QUICKLY PLEASE”
feritia: hey dark do you want to drive today HA HA im kidding
thats literally horrifying no matter who i think of would any of them NOT be making fun of him in some capacity thats the real question
he walks places it’s good for his temper anyway (public transit is less good for his temper but still not putting him behind the wheel of a potentially lethal machine)
they would all make fun of him. Cio laughing quietly in the back seat until FUCK MAKE HIM PULL OVER HE IS GOING TO KILL ALL OF US.
angry yelling b/c cars keep passing him but he can’t work up the nerve to actually go the speed limit. driving in slippery road conditions feat. Cio.
thank god feritia can drive JESUS
LOUD LAUGHING doomed forever to shotgun poor thing
but like 16/17 year old dark trying to learn how to drive w/ any of his family members lmao
”- radio in the mortuary, don’t dance in ur seat around dead people you fuck”
character notes from yesterday
I REMEMBERED I HAVE AN ONLINE RADIO APP so i can play kozz here in very far away
BUT i forgot kozz does this thing where the music is a LOT QUIETER than everything else. so the song ended and YOU’RE LISTENING TO KOZZ RENO’S CLASSIC ROCK rattled the fucking walls
i was singing along w/ the radio while i make food and like RIGHT at the loud intense part of the song katie texted me and my phone was like “bloop bloop” and i got a really obnoxious earful of myself
sucks to live next to me lmao sorry not sorry
Iiiiiiiiiii think I will go see guardians of the galaxy tomorrow uwu
on the topic of characters and vehicles dark isn’t allowed to drive b/c he has the kind of road rage that causes gas powered things to explode.
first time i’ve talked to my brother in like a week and i just called him like I NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IS SHOULD COST THEORETICALLY SPEAKING TO BUY A TOTALLY BROKEN TRASHED WRECK OF A MOTORCYCLE AND THEN ALSO HOW MUCH TO FIX IT
my brother is my go to for vehicle research tbh that kid is obnoxious as fuck but he knows his way around things with engines.
SAME THO it took a wjile bc id have to go back and forth
i have all this information and i have to find clever ways to sneak it into answers lmao but yeah like if i send it to you and it just STOPS in the middle somewhere or i’m missing words
that’s why lmao
or like i’ll start something and then have to RESEARCH and so i’ll put in a placeholder until i get back to it